Aesop's Fables, translated by Laura Gibbs (2002)
590. POMPEY AND HIS SOLDIER
Perry 538 (Phaedrus
App. 10)
One of Pompey's soldiers was a big, strapping fellow, but he spoke with
a falsetto and swung his hips like a lady, which made everyone think he
was a fairy. One night he laid an ambush for Pompey's baggage cart, and
by leading the mules astray he made off with a great deal of silver and
gold and clothing. The story of what the soldier had done quickly spread
throughout the camp. Charges were brought and the man was taken off to
headquarters where General Pompey asked him, 'What do you have to say
for yourself? Were you in fact the man who robbed me, comrade?' The soldier
immediately spit into his left hand and then shook the spittle off his
fingers as he pronounced the following oath: 'Commander, may my eyeballs
dribble out of their sockets just like this spittle if I so much as saw
or touched anything that belongs to you.' Pompey, being an unsuspecting
sort of person, simply could not believe that this soldier would have
had the courage to commit such a crime, and he ordered him to be taken
away as a disgrace to the regiment. A short time later, an enemy soldier
challenged one of our Roman soldiers to a fight, absolutely confident
that he would win. All the Roman soldiers feared for their lives, and
the chief officers were muttering about what to do. Then the soldier who
looked like a fairy but who had the strength of Mars himself, approached
one of the officers seated on the raised platform and said in his quavering
voice, 'May I?' Pompey was outraged at this appalling state of affairs
and ordered the man to be thrown out, but one of Pompey's old friends
spoke to him and said, 'I for one think it is better to put this man to
the test, since he is entirely dispensable. That would be better than
risking a powerful warrior, whose unfortunate loss would be used as proof
of your recklessness.' Pompey agreed and allowed the soldier to accept
the challenge. As the army watched in amazement, he cut his opponent's
head off faster than you can say 'thwack.' Pompey then said to him, 'Soldier,
I gladly award you the victor's crown, since you have avenged the honour
of the Roman forces -- but may my eyeballs dribble out of their sockets
(and Pompey also repeated the filthy gesture which the soldier had used
when he had sworn his oath) if you are not the man who stole my baggage
cart the other night!'
Note: There is a promythium appended to the fable in Perotti's
Appendix: 'The fable shows how difficult it is to know a person.'
Pompey
('Pompey the Great') was a Roman politician and general who was defeated
and killed in 48 B.C.E.
Source:
Aesop's Fables. A new translation by Laura
Gibbs.
Oxford University Press (World's Classics): Oxford, 2002.
NOTE: New
cover, with new ISBN, published in 2008; contents of book unchanged.
|